REVIEW: The Hobbit

The Hobbit:

 

Desolation of Smaug:

   To start off with, I am a HUGE PSYCHOTIC Lord of the Rings fan. Like, HUGE. To skip the whole background story and leave you with the essentials, my entire family basically knew me growing up as the girl who really loved LOTR with unnatural fangirling. It was my first obsession, the first form of art to really inspire me! It was beautiful, heart wrenching, and captivated my soul without remorse.

   Then we have the hobbit.

   Tolkien is rolling in his grave, I'm sure of it. While the film series started out fairly well, it progressively got more and more cheesy. Eventually it got to the point where I hated everyone, and the cheese factor was so high I was crying from laughter at certain points during this last movie.

    Let me just say it outright. The desolation of smaug was TERRIBLE. Absolutely terrible. I hated it so much. And I'm ashamed it's now going to be slandered all across the beauty of the Lord of the Rings. They took such a fantastic story, and made it into a COMPLETE JOKE. Tauriel falling in love with Kili went against everything elves as a race stood for. Legolas's infatuation with her was stupid, and the lines... OH MY GOSH THE VERY LINES OF THIS MOVIE WERE RIDICULOUS.

   I would go into a complete scene by scene breakdown of why this movie was so messed up, but I'll be honest here... this whole thing has made me super depressed. I don't even want to think about this movie more than I have to, and just writing this review of complete outrage is difficult. 

   If you enjoyed this movie....

   We can't be friends.

   If you hated this movie, we are going to get on splendidly.

    To Peter Jackson: 

    I watch the Lord of the Rings, and I see a film series in which the director and everyone involved really cares about what they are creating. I watch the Hobbit, and all I see is no one really caring what the heck they're doing.

   You didn't give this half the loving attention you gave LOTR. Not 2%. So maybe instead of ruining peoples opinions of the Hobbit, you could have just asked for money instead of wasting your time filming this atrocity.

-Sincerely,

a ticked off fan

Straightly Gifs

When in the need for a good laugh, I turn to gifs. Here are some I collected just for you!
Enjoy!

Who knew eyebrows contained so much importance, especially yours Lee Pace.

 

Avengers assem~b~le!! Nailed it!

 

I cannot fully describe to you how much I laughed at this.

 

I think this gif perfectly proves that if you want to be fantastic, you need a cat.

 

Sometimes in life, there just really is no answers.

 

This. This just sums up so much of my Zelda experiences..

 

Plot Twist for the next Star Wars film. (It'd make sense since Disney owns both companies now)

 

David Tennant, why are you so amazing?

 

You know you've done wrong when Snape throws you this face.

 

"I'm always angry."

 

And lastly,  we've all been here before, (probably not as dramatic as a bird in the face) but we have
all dealt with 'life'. And this Avatar gif sums it up perfectly.